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Funny Sh*t My Wife Says #1 (The One with Mosquito Cancer)

June 24, 2015

My wife and I were sitting on the patio this evening when she says to me……. “Glaubst du das ist ein Mückenstich oder Hautkrebs?” (Do you think that is a mosquito bite or skin cancer?)

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Things You Don’t See in America #3

November 25, 2013

One of the greatest things about being a bilingual family is the hilarity of the language differences.  Here is a picture of an electrical supply store with a very electrifying name. I have been laughing at this for years, so I thought I would share it with you. Casinos to Castles may have already seen it though, if they’ve … More Things You Don’t See in America #3

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Sabatoged By A Coke Bomb

November 11, 2013

A married couple has a peaceful moment, drinking coffee while their son plays with his Legos.  Everything is quiet as they discuss their upcoming move when all of a sudden, BOOM!  As they run to the kitchen to see what all the commotion is, this is what they find: FAIL! It helps to take the … More Sabatoged By A Coke Bomb

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Things a Germerican kid says

February 5, 2013

My 4-year-old was sitting on my lap today. When he got down he said “Uh oh Daddy, I tooted on your pants!”. Thanks for the info, buddy.

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