I’m Baaaaaaaaack

Hey.  How’s it going?  Remember me?  Yeah, probably not.  That’s ok though, it has been a looooong time.  Longer than I expected, that’s for sure.  I had no idea how busy settling into and remodeling a new house would be.  If I told you that was the only reason I haven’t been around, well that … More I’m Baaaaaaaaack

Two Familes, Two Countries, and Too Many Miles In Between

January 5th, 2014 You know, living a vagabond/expat life is exciting and I love it.  New places, new cultures, getting to live in places where other people only get to visit.  I am not sure if I meet the modern definition of a vagabond, whatever that may be, but considering I had not lived anywhere … More Two Familes, Two Countries, and Too Many Miles In Between

Don’t Trust a McDonalds That Hides in a Gas Station

What is the number one, singular, “most bestest” thing about McDonald’s? That’s right, breakfast! And I’m not talking about some new fangled pancake-McMuffin concoction that all the kids are eating these days. I’m talking old school man, the originals. Egg McMuffin, Sausage McMuffin, Sauage McMuffin with Egg, and the king of them all……the Bacon, Egg, … More Don’t Trust a McDonalds That Hides in a Gas Station

Guten Rutsch!

Germerican Denglish wishes you a Happy New Year’s celebration and a Guten Rutsch!* German Glossary Guten Rutsch – Literally translated means “good slide”, but really means a good start in the new year

Things You Don’t See in America #6

This I found at an Autobahn gas station.  I would have never thought that a magazine stand could represent a cultural attitude…….. but you would never see Playboy just chillin next to Cosmopolitan anywhere in America.  Especially not without that magical plastic bag to hide the big, bad boobies that would singlehandedly destroy the moral … More Things You Don’t See in America #6